Random Movie Quotes

A melody is like seeing someone for the first time. The physical attraction.... But then, as you get to know the person, that's the lyrics. Their story. Who they are underneath. It's the combination of the two that makes it magical.

"Cheese, very good cheese! "

-Just Visiting

"The more tightly you grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, not the one it wants."

"Madness is just like gravity, just a single push and--"

"Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do that."

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."

"I just want my phone call."

"It's a tension pneumothorax!"


-Just like Heaven

"But why is the RUM GONE?!!!"


-Pirates of the Carabien

"If all your friends were named Cliff, does that mean you'd jump off them? I don't think you would."
-Stew

Why so serious?

Let's put a smile on that face.

I'll make this pencil...disapear

"Mmm. I've never seen anything like that before."
"And with any luck, I'll never see anything like it again!"

...

"Play it again."
"Oh, right." *click*

- Statler and Waldorf

"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push"

"We're holding tryouts"

"All i want is my phone call"

"Wanna hear how I got these scars?"

-Heath Ledger (guess where!)

"Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it."

"Things are going to start popping."

"You're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. ... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!"

- Mark Hamill. I haven't seen Heath Ledger yet, you jerks.

Red Sox win series!... Just kidding.
Schwarzenegger becomes governor of California!... Not kidding.

~

April: Snoop quits weed.
May: Snoop back on weed.

Can I have one last first kiss?

If he's not calling you...
If he's not marrying you...
...
He may just not be into you.


((Go watch the commercial. It's funny.))

(We see Superman and the Joker walking into a room where Louis Lane is being held hostage. Superman has on his radioactive suit, and the Joker is carrying some Kryptonite. Joker is looking very disappointed.)

Joker: But I don't understand! I planned it all so perfectly.

(Superman smiles and begins to walk towards Louis Lane. Suddenly Joker has a strike of genius.)

Joker: Wait! That's it! *snaps fingers**begins smiling again*

Superman: What!?

Joker: *slapping forehead* Silly me, I forgot the acid! *sprays Superman's radioactive suit with acid*

Superman: *groan*

(Joker then throws the Kryptonite at Superman's chest, and proceeds to dance like a ballerina around him, occasionally shocking him with doses of electricity.)

* * * * *

Superman dies, Joker wins.
(If only.)

... wtf?

-the internet

(Just to clarify, the internet is not a movie...is it?)

(you know, I honestly don't care)