Random Other Quotes

“Don’t wanna eat your dinner? WHY SO SERIOUS?”


((This was on his blog as a response to a guy joking about how he should take his little kids to see The Dark Knight and show them "what fear REALLY is". I thought it was really funny....))

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Keep honking. I'm reloading.

Better living through denial.

Too many freaks...not enough circuses.

Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

A cubicle is a padded cell without a door.

All generalizations are false. Including this one.

Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Love your enemies, they hate it!

I'm not supposed to be normal. I'm supposed to be me!

The world would be a better place if those kids would let that Rabbit have the stupid box of Trix.

I don't give people a reason to hate me. They create their own little drama out of pure jealousy.

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

Awkward Silences: Embrace them, Enjoy them, Cause them.

I'm the future generation of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm crazy and proud of it! At least being crazy set me apart from all you nut jobs.

Fear me- I have an imagination you never saw coming.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Can't sleep....Clowns will eat me!

Normal people eat with forks.............I use mine to prod people uncontrollably until they give me cookies.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

If you're a mean person, you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop!

TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Female!

Without blonde moments life would be so dull.

Forget world peace...I want a pony!

I dream of a better tomorrow....where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives being questioned. ~Unknown

Last night I was looking at the stars, and then it hit me. Where did my ceiling go? ~Unknown

On the other hand....you have the same number of fingers. ~Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! ~Unknown

You think you're hot snot on a silver platter, but you're really cold boogers on a plater plate. ~ Unknown